I had to blog this today as I found it so fitting after the last few weeks and so much goes on day to day I couldn't blog everything if I tried.....I was getting ready for work this AM and Dave was having coffee in bed and we were just chatting and this is how the conversation went.....Me.....damn I hope I can get these jeans on one more time......as I'm trying to "walk into them" and pull them up at the same time......Dave....wow....look at your mama (he is talking to Morris) jumping around..yanking her pants trying to get them up......I said...well there really not tight, just in the thighs......ha.....Dave (this is the funny part)....I don't know how you women do it.....all this stuff you go through....and worry about....and men starring  and wanting to "touch" you....(now this is where Dave's mind wonders from my total efforts of getting ready for work to all the poking and touching I have had lately....because if you know me well I hate to be touched) I will try to repeat as close as I can Dave's words because it was so good and right on point.....

Go here...go there.....turn right.....hold your bladder....empty your bowels.....take your prep.....turn over....hold your breath...breath....lay still.....are you pregnant.....right arm please.....drink this.....arms up......we are done.....go here....turn left.....check in.....sign here.....$250.00 please.....on and on and on....we laughed....I said...RIGHT!  Love that man!